Blah, Blah, Blah!!!: How About These Mergers?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

How About These Mergers?

I've been enjoying these last two weeks so much! It has been a nice, quiet time for family. We all agreed that this was one of most favorite Christmas times together...simply because it was so simple! We've just enjoyed playing games , reading, and basically just being "family". We bring Elise back to the airport tomorrow. We will miss her so much, but we know she is more than ready to return to her life in Chicago (and her boyfriend!). Today I received this cute email. Here are some interesting company names that would result if the following companies would merge:

Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracker

W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: new company will be called Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm and National organization of Women: New company will be called Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da

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