The Cold Little Bird

There once was a little bird flying South for the winter. He was so cold that he decided to stop in a field in Indiana. As he shivered in the open field, a cow came up and dropped a pile of manure on him. Suddenly, he was warm! The little bird was so happy, he immediately began chirping and singing for joy. The farmer's cat heard the noise and pawed the manure off of the little bird. The cat then promptly ate the bird.

The moral of the story?

• Not everyone that drops manure on you is your enemy.
• Not everyone that digs you out of a manure pile is your friend.
• Should you find yourself in manure, keep your mouth shut!!!